The Great Dick
And the Dysfunctional Demon
Wickedly funny dark humor supernatural thriller


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The Great Dick
Wickedly funny dark humor supernatural thriller that blends a riveting murder mystery with an occult horror novel.
“What a page turner! Witty, literate, scary, sexy, and powerfully evocative.”—Gayle Lynds, New York Times bestselling author
It’s 1982. Steve Witowski, a failed songwriter on the run from the law, finds himself caught in a supernatural thriller after an apparently innocent act of heroism—saving a woman from a vicious assault by a seemingly unstoppable wino. The woman, Victoria, is just part of a mystery Steve can’t unravel. Even as he’s looting the decomposing dead for the secrets of a self-proclaimed sorcerer. Even as he plummets into a nightmare of fire and blood and murder. Even then, Steve remains certain the sorcerer’s spells, the occult rituals—the supposed demons and supernatural horror—are simply delusion and fantasy. Steve is wrong.
Victoria, who has just bought a dilapidated church with a haunting past, entangles Steve in a deadly game of dark magic and rituals. As,unknown to him, the demon grows desperate, Steve plunges deeper into a world of crypts, grave robbing, and long-forgotten secrets, all while trying to escape his own haunted past. But when the face of the man Steve killed appears on his arm, the line between reality and nightmare begins to blur.
This supernatural novel will leave you on the edge of your seat, with wickedly funny dark humor and, ultimately, pulse-pounding suspense, as Steve and Victoria navigate a twisted adventure full of occult horror, supernatural suspense, and shocking revelations.
“An enormous amount of fun. Wholly fresh and original. Wickedly funny . . . The Great Dickis a hot, sweaty, magic- and murder-infused rollercoaster of a story that takes you in every direction except the one you’re expecting . . . I loved it.”—David Moody, author of Hater and Autumn
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What readers say about the book🧐
I received a copy of Barry Maher's novel The Great Dick and the Dysfunctional Demon directly from the author. The novel opens with a prologue set in the 1960s. Professor John Harris gives his last lecture at Harvard before disappearing and suggests that Moby Dick and The Great Gatsby are the same story: “[The] struggle of the individual to put their world to rights in the face of a failure that threatens to define their life.” Our professor then goes on to suggest that the same story for this generation could be called The Great Dick. We then leap ahead to the early 1980s and meet Steve Witowski, a man who has just arrived at a wide spot in the highway a few miles from Santa Lucia, California while running from the failure that could define his life.Steve hitched a ride with a woman named Maria and wakes in the apartment behind her uncle’s house, which used to be a store on the Pacific Coast Highway. Steve has no desire to begin a long-term relationship with Maria, so he attempts to sneak out in the early morning hours, only to discover a man attacking a woman. Summoning all his inner resolve, Steve leaps to the woman’s rescue. After a struggle, the would-be attacker appears to be dead. After Steve rescues the woman, Victoria, he learns that she is a recent widow who owns the abandoned church across the street from the one-time store owned by Maria’s uncle. Grateful for the rescue, Victoria hires Steve to help restore and renovate the church, which in the 1880s, was owned by a self-styled sorcerer named Zandie. Although Steve would like to put some distance between Maria and himself, he doesn’t have any cash, so he accepts. Besides, Victoria is arguably the most attractive woman he has ever met.At first, Steve’s work seems routine enough, albeit the tasks seem centered around the infamous Zandie. Steve sorts books, looking for any that might have been written by Zandie. He’s taken into a steeple room and told to prepare the walls for renovations. Of course, he should keep an eye out for Zandie’s legendary lost treasure. All the while, Victoria seems to be flirting with Steve. Yet when Steve thinks romance may begin to blossom, someone interrupts. It might be the arrival of Victoria’s lawyer, Humbert, or Victoria might suddenly have a date with someone she just met. As Steve’s frustrations over Victoria’s hot and cold treatment grow stronger, his work tasks get progressively stranger until he finally begins to understand the truth behind everything that’s going on. What’s more, we also begin to understand Steve’s past and what he’s running from. Steve’s final confrontation is reminiscent of Captain Ahab’s in that he finds himself facing a truly implacable foe who could very well pull him down into the depths.The Great Dick was a thrilling novel that kept me turning pages. Steve could be a jerk who annoyed me at times. However, his wit disarmed me and his capacity to learn and grow kept me rooting for him. I was glad to see that Maria didn’t just vanish early in the novel, but she stayed around and served as something of a moral compass for Steve even as she struggled with her own elderly uncle and estranged husband.
David Lee Summers

About the Author →
Barry Maher
Barry Maher may be the only horror novelist who’s ever appeared in the pages of Funeral Service Insider. In his misspent youth, his articles were featured in perhaps a hundred different publications and, in order to eat, he held nearly that many different jobs. Sometimes he lived on the beach. Not in a house on the beach. On the beach. With the sand and the seagulls.
After a sentence with a Fortune 100 company, he started speaking professionally. He told stories to audiences across the country and around the world: his client-list a Who’s Who of multi-national corporations and large associations. You may have seen Barry on The Today Show, NBC Nightly News, CNN, CBS or CNBC, or read his nationally syndicated Slightly Off-Kilter newspaper column.
Awhile back, Barry lost the ability to tell time, courtesy of a baseball-size, cancerous, brain tumor. He awoke from having his skull cut open without the tumor, but with the story that became “The Great Dick: And the Dysfunctional Demon,” a darkly funny, supernatural thriller set in California in 1982. Early praise calls the book “wholly fresh and original,” “witty, literate, scary, sexy,” and “an absolute blast.”
On the downside, Maher’s actually been incarcerated twice. Once for not making a left hand turn out of a left hand turn lane, and once for aiding and abetting a loiterer. He’s deeply repentant.
